Before I begin, being “cheap” and being “frugal” are too different things. Frugal folks, though they tend to be just as annoying in some cases, consider the “value” of items when purchasing. Cheap people are just a pain in the ass, but I have cheap friends and I love them anyway. Here goes!
2. Coming to a social gathering, contributing a bottle of alcohol to the night’s festivities, then when the night is over, taking it back home with you.
5. Or commenting that you “would never spend that much on” whatever it is that your friend is about to purchase
7. Inviting people over during the summer and refusing to put the AC on when you can “Just open the window” Note: If it’s hot outside, then the air you are letting in will be, you guessed it? Hot too!
8. Which brings me to driving with the windows down to preserve gas. Friendly Tip: The AC takes up more gas than driving with the windows down thing is FALSE. When you drive with the windows down, the air getting into the car slows it down so you have to exert more pressure on the gas to go faster resulting in you eating up about the same amount of gas as if you would have driven with the AC.
9. Never offering to put in for gas, tolls, pay to park, etc.
10. Never doing any of the things above, but always needing a ride
12. When you’re out with friends and expenses come up, likecab fare, using the excuse “I would, but I don’t have any more cash on me”
13. At dinner, talking about how horrible the service is so it will come to no one’s surprise when you don’t tip
14. Or low balling the tip
15. Or using someone else’s tip to make up for your lack of tip
16. Bringing full course meals into the movie theater and making tons of noise trying to get it out of your bag, unwrap up, move it around and everything else to call attention to your grocery bag full of food
Confession: I’m actually kind of interested in trying this, but there should be a separate line where couponers can wait in line for hours together as not to disrupt the rest of the universe.
20. Purchasing fake designer items because you “simply can’t justify spending that much on a handbag”
21. Critiquing those who actually did “spend that much on a handbag”
22. Going out and continuously asking “is this on sale?”
23. Always asking for someone’s Netflix or Hulu Plus login
25. Conveniently being “busy” whenever invited to a birthday outing to avoid having to buy a gift
Moral of the story? DO better!